The Second Glass

I just received this email from my friend via iPhone:

“So my dad’s in town for business and I’m waiting for him in a bar. A bar in one of the ballerest restaurants in DC (everyone here is old). Anyway, I’m having a nice scotch when I look and read the “warning” on the cocktail napkin.”

It reads:

“Warning: continued consumption of wine may lead to sophistication, cultural awareness, worldly concerns, youthful ambiance and possibly severe happiness.”

For those of you keeping track at home, Mike is at The Prime Rib, in Washington D.C.